Our Badj Committee are honored to reveal the artwork for Cardboard*Con 2014!! This year’s artwork is entitled “Five” and was designed by Whitney Combover of Decatur, Georgia. Whitney is annoyed by long-running gags.
Reports are coming in that the Cardboard*Con Party On Committee held a surprise press conference last night in the parking lot of The Pink Pony, an adult dance club located due east of Atlanta’s tony Buckhead neighborhood, which likes to call itself the “Beverly Hills of the East”.
This year a reporting team from Mother Nature Network (MNN) attended Cardboard*Con 4! As the world’s most visited online network for news and information related to the environment and responsible living, MNN gave Cardboard*Con exactly the kind of positive notoriety that they’re certain to piddle away on cardboard hookers.
Still, check out the article by Laura Moss, it’s pretty groovy.
Congratulations to all of our contest participants, in our books you’re ALL wearing garbage!! Here are the our trashiest contestants for 2013:
Cardboard*Con 4 followed the same route as 2012, beginning on the west side of Peachtree Street at Meehan’s Public House Downtown, from whence began our 2nd ANNUAL PARADE!! (which simply means crossing the street at marked crossings to go across the street to the next location, obeying all traffic laws)
While many boxplayers will try to offer reassurance that you will not be mocked for wearing cardboard the truth is, you will be mocked. Mercilessly. People will point at you. They will take photos and yell for others to come see you. You will become the center of attention. Can you handle it? Heck yes you can, IT’S CARDBOARD*CON!!!!!!!
New for 2013, a MONSTER of a spot for Cardboard*Con, the world’s most affordable science fiction and fantasy convention. Commercial produced by Captain Drew, voice talent courtesy of EcoBox.
Beginning this year the Grand Prize Winner of the badly run and extremely confusing Cardboard*Con costume contest will be awarded with the now-legendary Robert Gair Memorial Loving Cup (referred to more casually as “The Cardboard Cup”).
Our Badj Committee are electrified to reveal the artwork for Cardboard*Con 2013!! This year’s artwork is entitled “Ript” and was designed by Shiela Shula of West Atlanta, Georgia. Shiela is allergic to cats.
The Cardboard News Network has learned that this year’s Cardboard*Con will be held on Saturday, March 2nd, 2013 beginning at 7:00pm EST.
Attendees will meet at Meehan’s Irish Pub on Peachtree, like last year, and go from there.