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Oh Hai! Fashun Sho

The 14th Annual Cardboard*Con begins this evening in Atlanta with its “Oh Hai! Fashun Sho”, and the fashion world is abuzz with expectation. This year, Cardboard*Con’s attendees will focus on high fashion (“hai fashun” in Cardboardese). Rumors are running wild about potential attendees, with badjs to the event so exclusive that no photos have been shared to social media.

The first evidence of this year’s event was an enormous skin covering renovation scaffolding outside the Théâtre de la Ville along the Seine, in Paris.

Oh Hai! Fashun Sho advertisement in Paris, France.
Oh hai! Fashun building wrap at the Theatre de la Ville, in Paris, France.

The electrifying artwork was soon released to social media, and a date was announced on the Official Cardboard*Con website…

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Stayin’ Alive

A dedicated team of red boxes risk their lives on a desperate mission to deliver the Offishul Disco Box to the heart of Cardboard*Con 11 in Atlanta (which happens on the first Saturday of March every year!!). To learn more about the world’s largest all-cardboard science fiction and fantasy convention visit us at www.cardboardcon.com today!!

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Generic Cardboard Action Heroes Toy Line

The most exciting toy line in the history of Cardboard*Con has been announced by that same strange convention, much to the confusion of boxplayers and cardboard toy collectors around the planet. Act Now!! Or maybe later!! No one is quite sure when!! Although to be fair, it will probably be at the 10th Annual Cardboard*Con.

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We’re on Facebook!

Since Cardboard*Con’s Facebook page is sending us love it only seems fitting to ask: Do you even FOLLOW Cardboard*Con on Facebook, bro???

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Cardboard Dinosaur in Piedmont Park

Ace Cardboard News Network reporter Thomas Kerns captured what is believed to be a new commershul being shot by the dimwitted marketing team behind Cardboard*Con.

The photos and videos show a boxplayer outfitted in a dinosaur costume, running through Atlanta’s Piedmont Park. The boxplayer appears to have been tame however, at one point eating peanuts from the hand of a passerby. Speculation is that the theme for this year’s Cardboard*Con will be “Jurassic Park”, based largely on the “offishul” announcement that it would be.

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4th Annual Cardboard*Con Promo

New for 2013, a MONSTER of a spot for Cardboard*Con, the world’s most affordable science fiction and fantasy convention. Commercial produced by Captain Drew, voice talent courtesy of EcoBox.