Category: Announcements

This morning the Cardboard*Con Ruling Committee held a press conference during a press conference by Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms. After being escorted outside the committee issued a statement that the theme for the 2020 Convention would be “Star Trak”. When a reporter from WSB-TV asked if they meant “Star Trek” there was a quick huddle, heated language, a little shoving, and a further announcement that the theme was indeed “Star Trak”.

Shortly after 2am in the wee hours of January 5th, 2019, officials from Cardboard*Con gathered to announce to a hushed stall at the Georgia’s Farmers Market that the theme for this year’s Cardboard*Con will be “Generic Cardboard Space Adventure”.

Late last night at the International House of Pancakes the Cardboard*Con Theme Committee announced that this year’s theme would be “Jurassic Box”. They then unveiled, with great solemnity, a poster reading “A Convention 900 Million Years in the Making”.

Emergency responders were forced to disperse a crowd along Piedmont Avenue this morning in a flashmob gone wrong. According to witnesses, a group of dancers wearing cardboard boxes shambled into the crosswalk to perform scenes from the 1978 musical film “Grease”.

Cardboard*Con send us a nice letter today along with a $3 coupon to Applebee’s. From what we can tell this was their way of attempting to purchase our vote for their 7th annual event.

Cardboard*Con made sent another mix tape to us last week along with a note asking us if we’d like to be their date to Senior Prom, but we won’t go unless YOU won’t go. You just might get lucky 😉