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2020 Theme Star Trak Disco

This morning the Cardboard*Con Ruling Committee held a press conference during a press conference by Mayor Keisha Lance Bottoms. After being escorted outside the committee issued a statement that the theme for the 2020 Convention would be “Star Trak”. When a reporter from WSB-TV asked if they meant “Star Trek” there was a quick huddle, heated language, a little shoving, and a further announcement that the theme was indeed “Star Trak”.

A tall man with a bobbed haircut and a stiff blue shirt read the following statement:

“After last year’s incredible 10th anniversary “Generic Cardboard Space Adventure” theme, pundits on the internet predicted that our planning staff simply couldn’t top themselves. We’re nothing if not lazy, so we just picked a SPECIFIC Cardboard Space Adventure this time around… Our 2020 con theme is STAR TRAK and we can’t wait to see what you will be wearing!!!!!!!!” Badjs should go on sale on Valentines Day, so start saving your money and your cardboard!!!!

There is a Facebook event page for this year’s convention at:

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