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Cardboard*Con gamely announces the arrival of a new summer concert series for dumpsterbound fans out there. While this video is entirely available for viewing, we strongly encourage our fans to save their 13 minutes for clipping their toenails or other useful tasks.
Last week it was announced that a strange videocassette containing lost footage of Cardboard*Con 2011 had been found lodged in the intake chute of one of the Cram-A-Lot Self-Contained Trash Compactors (a fancy dumpster) located deep in the bowels of the Atlanta Marriott Marquis. This lost footage is rocking the boxplay world.
A dedicated team of red boxes risk their lives on a desperate mission to deliver the Offishul Disco Box to the heart of Cardboard*Con 11 in Atlanta (which happens on the first Saturday of March every year!!). To learn more about the world’s largest all-cardboard science fiction and fantasy convention visit us at www.cardboardcon.com today!!
The most exciting toy line in the history of Cardboard*Con has been announced by that same strange convention, much to the confusion of boxplayers and cardboard toy collectors around the planet. Act Now!! Or maybe later!! No one is quite sure when!! Although to be fair, it will probably be at the 10th Annual Cardboard*Con.
New for 2013, a MONSTER of a spot for Cardboard*Con, the world’s most affordable science fiction and fantasy convention. Commercial produced by Captain Drew, voice talent courtesy of EcoBox.
The Cardboard Troopers are trying to find Dragon*Con.
Live from the Opening Ceremonies of Cardboard*Con Number 1 – yes, it’s a real thing.