This year several “representatives” from an organization called the “Footie Mob” interrupted our fan-favorite panel “Cyclical Sales Demand for European Structural Paper Goods”. One mobster, who seemed especially proud of his scarf, began yelling “It would be a shame if something happened to your pretty little convention!!”.
His friend, wearing a soccer boxtume, seemed equally animated, but no one could understand what he was saying due to the box covering his head.