This year several “representatives” from an organization called the “Footie Mob” interrupted our fan-favorite panel “Cyclical Sales Demand for European Structural Paper Goods”. One mobster, who seemed especially proud of his scarf, began yelling “It would be a shame if something happened to your pretty little convention!!”.
His friend, wearing a soccer boxtume, seemed equally animated, but no one could understand what he was saying due to the box covering his head.
Like it or not, Organized Grime appears to have finally arrived at Cardboard*Con.