Late last night at the International House of Pancakes the Cardboard*Con Theme Committee announced that this year’s theme would be “Jurassic Box”. They then unveiled, with great solemnity, a poster reading “A Convention 900 Million Years in the Making”.
In a quivering voice a young woman clad entirely in cardboard announced:
“Due to popular demand we have decided to say that our theme for the 9th Annual Cardboard*Con is DINOSAURS… but it’s really just trash, y’all. We don’t know why you keep asking for themes. You know we’re not any good at that.”
Clara Whitflap-Jones
There is a Facebook event page for this year’s convention at: https://www.facebook.com/events/777701802428181/
Also: due to complex legal reasons, people wearing cardboard will not be allowed into the International House of Pancakes for a period of one year.